💋⚡ATTENTION FELLAS:: STOP BEATING YOUR DICK 🍆 AND SHOW IT SOME APPRECIATION IN 2021!! SAVE A DICK, BONE A REAL CHICK! 😆😆 😘⚡💋this message has been approved by me, founder and CEO of the SAVE A DICK in 21 foundation. savadick.org 🤣 - 33

HEY GUYS! I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MOST OF YOU DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS S*** YOU JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES AND CALL THE NUMBER! I FIGURED I'D TAKE MY CHANCES AND JUST LEAVE THIS HERE JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE HOPEFULLY YOU'LL READ THIS! FIRST AND FOREMOST, THERE IS NO $40 P**** HERE! THERE'S NOT EVEN $60 P**** HERE! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN CONSIDER ENTERTAINING FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN $100. WHY BECAUSE I CAN AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM GETTING IT OTHER THAN WEEDING THROUGH A BUTTLOAD OF CHEAPSKATES. GUYS DON'T PLAY YOURSELVES OKAY THINK OF IT LIKE THIS..... IF YOUR BROWSING ONLINE TO BUY A NEW CAR LIKELY THE FIRST THING THAT WILL CATCH YOUR EYE IS THE PICTURES. THEY'RE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TWO OF THE SAME CAR FROM THE LOOKS OF IT THEY'RE BOTH NICE AND SHINY WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU REALLY NEED IN A CAR AND NOTHING FANCY BUT HEY IT'LL GET THE JOB DONE RIGHT YOU NOTICE THAT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR CARS, ONE IS SIGNIFICANTLY CHEAPER ALMOST HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHER ONE. SO IT SEEMS LIKE A NO-BRAINER TO GO WITH THE CHEAPER CAR. THE PROBLEM IS WHEN YOU GET THERE THE CHEAPER CAR DOESN'T APPEAR QUITE AS SHINY AS IT DID IN THE PHOTO THOUGH INTERIOR IS WORN OUT AND SHIT LIKE THE LINING OF THE ROOF IS SAGGING AND IT SMELLS LIKE AN OLD ASHTRAY! LMFAO THEN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE ODOMETER AND IT'S TOO HUNDRED PLUS MILES NO WONDER THAT S***'S SO CHEAP! YOU QUICKLY REALIZE YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED AND LORD INTO THE CAR DEALERSHIP IN HOPES THAT YOU WOULD JUST SAY F*** IT AND PURCHASE THE CAR JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY THERE BUT LUCKILY YOU'RE SMART SO YOU RUN OUT AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND HIGH TAIL IT OVER TO THE DEALERSHIP THAT HAD THE OTHER CAR JUST LIKE IT. EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU GET THERE, YOU'RE RELIEVED TO SEE THAT IT LOOKS JUST LIKE IT DID HIS PICTURED THE INTERIOR IS NICE AND SNUG COMFY, VERY AESTHETICALLY PLEASING ON THE INSIDE AND OUT WITH AN ENGINE THAT IS WELL OILED AND PURRS LIKE A BABY KITTY! 😸 IT DOESNT TAKE ROCKET SCIENCE TO FIGURE ANY SELF-RESPECTING HUMAN BEING WOULD CHOOSE THE CAR THAT ACTUALLY HOLDS TRUE TO ITS VALUE AND WAS NOT MISLEADING OR DESPERATE TO MAKE A BUCK. YOU WILL LEAVE WITH YOUR PRIDE AND DIGNITY INTACT AND A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!! 🤣😂 DO THE RIGHT THING GUYS!! AND REMEMBER: A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH HUNDREDS OF INQUIRIES AND LOYAL REPEAT CLIENTS, IS IN NO WAY, GOING TO ACTUALLY REJECT FULL PAYING CLIENTELE TO CATER TO THE PENNY PINCHER BROWSING AT SAKS OF 5th AVENUE...ON A GOODWILL BUDGET!!! ✌🏼🤯🤯 AS I LIKE TO SAY "GOOD P**** AIN'T CHEAP AND CHEAP P**** AIN'T GOOD!" 😆 INVEST IN YOUR LITTLE MAN AND STOP BEING STINGY! I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF BARGAINING. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME! LOOKING FOR A TOE CURLING, MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE! SICK IF BEING CATFISHED AND HAVING YOUR TIME OR MONEY WASTED ON A GIRL WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES OR LOOKS LIKE THE PICTURES BUT 20 YEARS LATER 50 LB HEAVIER KIND OF THING OR MAYBE YOU JUST WANT A GIRL WHO TREATS YOU LIKE MORE THAN JUST A DOLLAR SIGN, SOMEONE YOU COULD SEE AGAIN IN THE FUTURE AND KNOW THAT YOU'LL BE GUARANTEED THE BEST OF SERVICE EVERY TIME, AS IF IT WERE THE FIRST TIME! I'VE BEEN TOLD ALL THE HORROR STORIES. REST ASSURED THAT ALL OF MY PICTURES ARE 100% CURRENT AND 100% REAL. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET GUARANTEED OR I WILL PAY YOU FOR YOUR TIME! MY SESSIONS ARE ALL INCLUSIVE GFE INCALL IS MY PRIORITY. IF IN THE EVENT I AM DOING AN OUTCALL YOUR RATE WILL VARY DEPENDING ON WHAT PART OF TOWN YOU'RE IN. CUM, get lost in my curves, you will love to suck on my perfect nipples and perky breasts. HOT tight, juicy. have fun smacking my jiggly round ass! I am laid back and love to laugh. My main goal is to make you feel comfortable and leave satisfied. 80% of my clients are regulars or repeat clients come and see why you won't be disappointed!